How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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