They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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