UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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