belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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