she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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