whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
