cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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