Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Randomize
