this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I think people are normalizing furries
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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