whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
oh god the rape fog is back!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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