Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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