I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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