need another drink. this is the easiest way
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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