After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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