return my video game
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
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