so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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