Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If I die, sorry about rent.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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