Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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