do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she smelled like a LAN party
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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