I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service