Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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