I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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