He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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