I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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