giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize