I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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