The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize