But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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