dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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