But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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