my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
