she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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