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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
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