She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Vodka?
Forever.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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