Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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