Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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