Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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