Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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