Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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