I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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