Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
As shirtless as possible
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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