Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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