I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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