That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
