I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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