Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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