they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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