So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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