I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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