Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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