I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We are two peas in an std pod
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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