when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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