youre lurking in front of me
my mouth tastes like poor choices
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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