I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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