she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Boobs speak an international language.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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