Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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